“Don’t talk to strangers.” That’s a lesson that all parents teach there kids right? I know mine did and I followed it, until I was about five and was placed into a building full of people my size. Then it went all down hill from there, I imagine that I acted excited and ran screaming something like ‘MY PEOPLE!!!’ while flailing my arms around…I don’t claim to have a wide range of friends.
I feel like the lesson should be modified, I mean if I were to talk to no strangers at all I would need to isolate myself. My job is basically me meeting a massive number of strangers for brief moments where they give me money and I give them something that makes them happy.
Yep you got it, I give them coffee! (by coffee I mean sexual favors…)
Look I don’t know what you were thinking but I don’t appreciate your dirty mind polluting my blog pool. (I really just mean coffee I swear!)
Maybe the lesson should be more like “Don’t talk to strangers that offer you candy, unless that person is another child as yourself, or possibly a parent of a child as yourself, orrrrr say a relative of said friend who is also a child as yourself.”
…I can understand why they shortened it.
I hope everyone stays safe tonight for Halloween, I’m actually headed to Sleepy Hallow which is one of the most haunted towns within the United States and the home of ‘The Headless Horseman’.
This was all part of Linda G Hill’s Stream of Consciousness Saturday or perhaps better known as SoCS!