Anyone hate the hiccups as much as I do?
If I felt like having my heart leap up my damn throat I would have stated it on my donor card.
When I die someone see if that’s possible, I’m sure the ghost of me would be curious.
Like I don’t think it is because I took Health in high school and I am aware that the heart is outside of the digestive track. I feel like unless you make an insertions somewhere then you’re out of luck.
When I play Mortal Combat and I do a special fatality of the character ripping their heart out of their throat I go ‘That doesn’t seem plausible’. It is Mortal Combat though so I best not judge.
Moral of the Story: I would say that it’s ‘Screw these hiccups’ but I’m not quite sure anymore.