I am at 280 followers, and that is pretty amazing, like 280 is my new favorite number and everything.
But does anyone have like 20 followers they can send my way? Like I promise to feed them and water them. Other followers will hear stories of these twenty followers and be jealous. They will come from all over the land to follow my blog and I will feed and water them the same resulting in the end of WORLD HUNGER!!!!!!
So when I ask you to help me get 20 more followers I’m really asking you to help me end world hunger.
Do you not want that? Do you not want me to end world hunger?
That’s really selfish.