Evil Machete Wielding Cat


It’s Friday the 13th and you know what that means!

We go on with our ordinary lives blaming the day for any clumsy moments we have.


Now I already have a black cat who crosses my path daily so I feel like I’ve accumulated my fair share of bad luck. I even told a blogging friend that it’s a reason I’m single. She was all ‘No it’s because you suck’ and I was like ‘Woah…WOah…WOAH!’

I’m kidding, she was actually much more harsh with her words. *cries*

Since I have a black cat I try not to do anything else that would help my bad luck out, like staying away from ladders, or mirrors with cracks, or that douche bag John because nothing good happens with him around.

Friday the 13th always gives me flash backs to when I was a horror movie fanatic, I watched all of the Friday the 13th’s in one sitting. It’s that same tenacity that got me through all the Harry Potters in one go. Now it also has me thinking ‘Why are the movies called Friday the 13th’ I mean I’m sure when you hear the title you assume it’s because the day it’s set on is that Friday. Strangely enough though the first two movies are the ones that stick to that. The 3rd movie starts right after the 2nd on Saturday the 14th, and the 4th movies starts after that on Sunday the 15th.

I think Jason has a thing for blondes though, there is usually a blonde survivor at the end of each movie. It’s probably safe to say that if you ever plan on going to Camp Crystal Lake, you should probably dye your hair and where a pretty dress.

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